What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
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P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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