Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
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