Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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