Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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