Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
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