That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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