Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
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I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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