Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Randomize
