I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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