Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
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It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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