the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So much Jack, so little girl.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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