I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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