David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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