The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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