It's Friday. Sex?
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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