she looked like the bat from fern gully.
babies were throwing up all over the place
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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