are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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