We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
