I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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