You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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