You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
