god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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