so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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