Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
did you just send me my own nude
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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