My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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