So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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