ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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