How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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