It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
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Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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