yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
