yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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