Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
i think i just lost a toe
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
Randomize
