i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
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