I understand Curling. That high.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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