I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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