are you still at the devil's house?
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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