dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
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