Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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