Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
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I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
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