I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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