i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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