I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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