More tranny stories later!
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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