u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
