Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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