my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
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It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
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