I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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