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You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
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I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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