it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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