Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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