Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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