I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
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i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You've changed since you got that strap on
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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