I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
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i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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