Ambien. No doubt about it.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
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somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
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He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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