did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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