So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
The adults are the big ones right?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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